Jesus Christ. Everyone has to talk about Mitt Romney being a Mormon, but they don't really talk about him doing anything particularly Mormon... ever, except be clean. Really, really clean. Unless they're wearing name tags, pressed, white shirts, and black slacks, they're undetectable as totally nuts.
This is because Mormons are sneaky. Super fucking sneaky. They don't wear yamakas. They don't wear prayer beads. They may or may not wear crosses. What they really wear - is underwear.
There is something more disturbing than how stupid this shit looks. It's the reason they wear it:
Members of the Mormon (LDS) church begin wearing garments after they have gone through the temple. In the temple, members of the church make covenants or promises to live a righteous life. The garment reminds them of the promise they have made even when they are not in the temple.
Ok. So rubbing up and down against Mitt Romney all day is this garment that reminds him that he's super fucking Mormon. But nobody talks about this really because he looks like a normal guy... for a complete douche.
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