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Bill Fucks Hillary Part II

2008-11-16T09:32:00.001-08:00

I've mentioned Bill fucking Hillary after Chelsea's conception, and now he's done it again. If anyone's a misogynist holding back women's rights, let's talk about this couple. Bill clearly doesn't want her, the woman with the best chance of becoming president (the argument at Sarah Palin is also close is a farce), to be another President Clinton, or at the very least, he lives his life with

Why Obama Should Fill His Cabinet with (Asshole) Geniuses

2008-11-15T23:21:00.000-08:00

"The Genius Cabinet," a recent article by Slate magazine, argues "why the president-elect should surround himself with brilliant -- albeit prickly, semi-autistic, and egomaniacal -- thinkers." (Read: assholes.)The first man the article discusses is Lawrence Summers. The article speaks highly of Summers' capacities in the realm of the US Treasury, and his former position as the President of

We're one terrorist attack away...

2008-03-19T21:32:00.001-07:00

from doing something completely stupid to another country.

35 Years?

2008-02-21T07:57:00.000-08:00

Great article from CQPolitics."Clinton is 60, so if we assume that her 35 years were consecutive, they would have begun in 1973 when she graduated from Yale Law School at age 25. That year she joined the Children’s Defense Fund, an advocacy group for children.But her math was way off when she claimed the difference with Obama is "35 years of experience." By our count, Obama, who is 14 years

Why I Will Never Vote for Hillary

2008-02-09T11:02:00.000-08:00

#1 Her campaign donors. Fuck Obama's Rezko. This is some real shit. The kind of shit you can only get because you've already been to the white house.If you hate the Bushes, no one has more in common with them than the Clintons."The royal family of Saudi Arabia gave the Clinton facility in Little Rock about $10 million, roughly the same amount it gave toward the presidential library of George H.W.

Last Romney Joke

2008-02-08T09:07:00.000-08:00

What did Ann Romney do when she caught Mitt fucking himself up his own ass?She made him pull out.

An M to F Candidate for Change

2008-01-31T08:06:00.001-08:00

Obama is so into change, he's actually currently in transition. That's right. By November, Barack Obama will be a pretty lady... um, I mean a lady...

After 27 Years...

2008-01-31T07:51:00.000-08:00

They kept saying Bill was an asset. But he's really proven himself to be a jackasset. Seriously, the man hasn't touched Hillary since Chelsea was conceived, and NOW he decides to fuck her?

Atheists Don't Believe Mitt Romney Exists

2007-12-07T10:35:00.000-08:00

Mitt Romney in the minority?

2007-12-06T19:03:00.001-08:00

So you're a rich, white guy running for president. You're intolerant of homosexuals (all of a sudden), abortion rights (because you were 'wrong'), and you belong to a religion that was explicitly racist until roughly 30 years ago. The only thing that sets you apart from other douchebag CEOs on the golf course is that you're wearing Mormon underwear. You are only a minority in one respect, and

Bill Clinton is a Douchebag

2007-12-03T21:12:00.001-08:00

I'm not saying if Bill Clinton were president, we would have gone to war with Iraq and it would have been this bad. But I am saying if he were in Congress, he would have voted to authorize Bush on the basis of weapons of mass destruction and terrorism and you would not have been able to differentiate him from the neocons.

It's Not Mormon, It's a Whole Big Bunch of Crazy

2007-12-03T20:10:00.000-08:00

Mitt Romney's giving a speech this Thursday about being Mormon. I love how the regular media outlets read, "Romney to Give Mormon Speech" or "Romney seeks to allay suspicion over his Mormon beliefs" and the Salt Lake Tribune reads... "Romney to speak on how Mormon faith might guide presidency".Mormonism is a religion in terms of money, but it's a cult in terms of age and practice and fucking

What Obama's Into

2007-12-01T09:05:00.000-08:00

No one talks about this, I suppose because it's another one of those "hypotheticals", but Barack Obama is not evidence that America is beyond race. Not only do people emphasize that he is not all black, but half with a white mother, no one mentions that he would not stand a chance at the nomination if his wife were white. Indeed, America might consider a "white-sounding black man" who "keeps to

Mitt Romney, Be a Mormon. For the Love of God.

2007-11-19T16:46:00.000-08:00

Jesus Christ. Everyone has to talk about Mitt Romney being a Mormon, but they don't really talk about him doing anything particularly Mormon... ever, except be clean. Really, really clean. Unless they're wearing name tags, pressed, white shirts, and black slacks, they're undetectable as totally nuts.This is because Mormons are sneaky. Super fucking sneaky. They don't wear yamakas. They don't wear

Get Behind Senator Craig

2007-10-16T19:36:00.001-07:00

So Senator Craig keeps fighting. This keeps him in the media spotlight, irritating the GOP, who is as helpless as the fetuses it protects and later denies health insurance. Gays, I think it's reasonable for us to lend him some support. Gays for Senator Craig!Senator Craig is GUSH HAPPY.

Is he black enough for you now?

2007-10-16T19:34:00.000-07:00

Gangsta.

Lynn Sweet - Not a Journalist

2007-10-05T15:09:00.000-07:00

In response to an incredibly poor act of imitating journalism, Lynn Sweet wrote about a conference call with retired Gen. Tony McPeak. I had to comment. I wonder if she has the integrity to make it go live:True journalism includes the full quote. Lynn and a lot of other reporters got off the conference call, and those other reporters actually told the full story. Lynn not only omitted that McPeak

September 11 Changed (the Way We Market) Everything

2007-09-11T16:46:00.000-07:00

What Bill Richardson Meant to Say?

2007-08-11T20:28:00.000-07:00

Oh God. It's painful. Bill Richardson, physically the largest of the Democratic candidates, shrunk as he gasped for straight air at the gay debate.Part IPart III think anyone could put better words into Richardson's mouth - so I'm going to give it a try:America is not ready for the all out gayness of gay marriage. None of the other Democratic candidates were willing to say this. What Richardson

Newt Gingrich is Running for President

2007-07-31T17:21:00.000-07:00

Under the radar.

Oh, Barack

2007-07-23T22:18:00.000-07:00

If only Barack's refined breeding could be as incognito as his alleged blackness. Psst... Barack, you don't have to drop ivy accolades when you're speaking to the general American public.If I could offer you any reading to make this a more interesting (close) race, it would be this: The Political Brain. see: John Kerry

Dear Factcheck.org

2007-07-23T21:28:00.001-07:00

John Edwards Doesn’t Know He’s Irrelevant

2007-07-23T18:13:00.000-07:00

Shot at 2007-07-23Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty ImagesWhen John Edwards was caught on camera speaking with Hillary Clinton about cutting out other, “trivial” candidates from the Fall debates, he said something that repeatedly gets overshadowed by what she said. Every outlet that covers the story for a 60-second bit quotes Hillary’s naughty slip: “[We’ve] got to cut the number… because